The Palin Doctrine: You don't have to know anything to be qualified to be President. All you need is to love Jesus, hate our enemies and have a fierce attachment to all-American past-times like hockey, hunting and making babies. Learning foreign languages or visiting foreign countries is not a necessary part of God's plan unless it's to support our troops occupying other countries who have the nerve not to love Jesus and to talk funny.
Oh, and make sure you memorize well. You never know how the devils of the elite media are going to try to get you to think on your own.
The Bush Doctrine: I have already proven the Palin doctrine is correct, just replace hockey with baseball, and throw in some "gut" instinct. Intellectual mediocrity and a hostility toward diplomacy are minor faults, if faults at all. Wanting to be called Commander-in-Chief is plenty of qualification for being one. Vote for her and you vote for me.
MCO 2008
