September 2007 Archives

Gotta Be Willing to Change

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My friend Rod posted this video of David Sedaris on David Letterman. It's frigging hysterical.

It's also a reminder, right on top of my nephew's "Unspooled" trailer, (Did anyone watch it? Bad blog readers, BAD!! http://www.unspooled.com/), a reminder that I have got to seriously apply my talents to venues beyond this blog. I'm going to be 49 next month, for crying out loud. I'm never going to rate a unpaid obituary at this rate. What are they going to say, "He had thousands of hits a day and picked up a lot of trash?"

So tomorrow is October 1st, and I've committed to myself and my nephew to have at least the semblance of a first draft of the script ready by the end of the month. I'd hoped to block out the whole plot on index cards before hand, but I've never managed to do that in the past and haven't changed since. I believe that in a good screenplay, the second half feels like it grows organically out of the first half, and everytime I try to predetermine the second half, by the time I'm halfway through writing the script, I've had to throw most of it out. My characters have taken on a life of their own, made decisions, said unexpected things, and all of this has consequences that can't be predicted ahead of time and must be reflected in the screenplay.

This sort of writing requires an intense creative energy. I can't keep drawing so much of that for the blog, it means giving my other writing less than 100%. You can't make a wife and a mistress equally happy--something's gotta give. So what I am going to try to do, at least for the next month, is write short and sweet entries, perhaps highlighting favorite entries from the archives (like the prison entries), or poetry, or You Tubes I like. If my readership takes a hit, well, then it does. I place far too much importance on that "visitors" stat, which I suspect is somehow inordinately high but actually reflects a lot of "adbots" checking the site. (I kind of don't want to know--some illusions I want to keep).

So, while I am still devoted to this mode of creative expression, forgive me if spend a little less time on it. Blame it on the MacArthur Foundation. Once again, they've passed me over for a genius grant. Do you believe it?

MCO 2007

Paying Attention

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I've had this hobby for a long time that brings me great pleasure. I didn't come up with it, Arthur Conan Doyle did via Sherlock Holmes, but I have my own twists on it. Like Holmes, I try to infer as much from as little information as possible, ("By a man's finger-nails, by his coat-sleeve, by his boots, by his trouser-knees, by the callosities of his forefinger and thumb, by his expression, by his shirt-cuff - By each of these things a man's calling is plainly revealed.") but unlike Holmes, I am intrigued less by the factual accuracy of my guesses than by how close I come to the psychological truth.

For example, let's say you introduce me to a good friend of yours, and the three of us go to dinner or for a hike, and I have a chance to engage your friend in a fair amount of conversation. When we talk about it later, I will probably be able to tell you things about your friend that weren't even touched upon in our conversation--like the relationship he had with his mother or father, or the size of his family, or whether there were more boys than girls and whether he's close to them. There's no magic to it, it's the result of years of correlating in my mind certain personality traits and conversation patterns with family dynamics. For example, argumentative men are angry about something--look for a parent who was overbearing or abandoned him. Sometimes it's just an educated guess that gets lucky--but I get to appear to be startlingly perceptive, almost empathic.

This pastime has been reinforced by my other pastimes, as I invariably practice my little powers of deduction on otherwise innocent piles of litter, like the above. (I took this picture a little bit after I'd started picking it up, when I first saw it the plastic bag containing the cheetos was still on the ground, its bottom ripped out.) At first I didn't realize what the white sheet-like fabric was, but when I saw that it was a blood-stained hospital gown, I took the picture.

This is the scenario I deduced. The individual in question leaves the hospital without checking out, and panhandles in his gown up the 6 blocks from Sunset and Vermont. With the change he gathers, he stops in the Shirak Deli on the corner and buys the cheetos, cookies, and yogurt drink (with a label in Armenian--that's how I know it came from the market). Halfway up the street he probably rendezouses with a "friend" - perhaps one of the neighborhood dealers who walk around late at night here with a cellphone. The friend or dealer brings him some sweatpants and a t-shirt, and a dose of something (probably on credit) that makes him immediately dump the cheetos and the food packaging, (that may be the last he eats for days) and of course the gown.

As soon as he feels the rush, in his mind, he's "back." He'll be fine, anything is better than another night in the hospital, kickin'. The staph infection or the stab wound or whatever will get better--you can't just stop your life for these things. Gotta take care of business, see people, do things, you know how it is.

Admittedly how accurate these flights of fancy of mine are can't exactly be confirmed, but I betcha I'm not too far off the mark. In any case, that's less important than the mental gymnastics required by bringing to bear critical thinking to what otherwise might go completely unnoticed.

If you don't already, try this in your own life. For example, the next time you go to the doctor, try to guess what the people in the elevator are doing in that building. Are they also patients, pharmaceutical reps, other doctors, messengers, receptionists? More often than you think you will find out the answer--the next visit, on the elevator right back down, or because they appear in your doctor's office. But just asking the question is an excellent way to get into the habit of paying more attention. And when you do that instead of spending so much time listening to that endless inner talk show--yeah I'm talking to you--watch the effect on your family, friends and co-workers. It's not just noticing that haircut, the new outfit, or being attuned to change in mood. It's about listening--really listening, which is just another way of noticing what people say. (Trust me, I don't do this nearly often enough, but when I make the effort, there's a definite payoff.)

You'll also see more art in the everyday--a great gift. (Although I cannot tell a lie. I cheated in the above. The flower was actually on a bush 5 feet away, but I photoshopped it in. I thought that corner needed a touch of redemption.)

MCO 2007

Nosegays in Iran

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Take that, Ahmadabadabadoojihad.

Flying Butter

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The title of this entry actually has little to do with most of its content. It's just a reflection of how I compulsively play with words. I read them backwards, say them funny, think up acronyms, and on and on and on. Sometimes such play ends up lending itself to a visual idea--add Photoshop, and voila.

But don't you think this would make a kickass logo and name for some sort of trendy cutting-edge company, like surfboards with GPS chips in them? I expect to be contacted any minute by some skateboard-riding entreprenerd* who offers me a fortune to use this for his new start-up. (Note to Hot-Shot CEO: At present I would consider $500 to be a fortune.)

It turns out the Center for the Children of the Incarcerated only hires you if you've been out of prison for 5 years, and their paid internships are for ex-cons with children, which completely makes sense. However they still strike me as an excellent resource for "My Dad's in Prison." Pursuant to that end, I am asking both Steven and Mike to put out some feelers among the fathers with whom they are doing time. I'm hoping it might actually prove therapeutic for their kids to write essays for the book, to "come out of the closet" in a way not just confined to visiting day. So if any of you out there know some likely candidates, let me know. (It's a non-profit venture, but I may well apply for a grant to do it.)

Although part of me thinks I'm completely nuts to undertake any new project right now, however worthy. Is it just part of my tendency to start off big with really good idea that I don't follow through with? Time will tell, I guess.

Meanwhile, just as I need some motivation to get started on the script for my nephew (I have about 20 scenes worked out on index cards) he sends me the link to his website for his latest documentary, "Unspooled," that is now being submitted to Sundance, Slamdance and a bunch of other dances. Due to a laptop meltdown, the site is not the version that was just nearing completion, but it looks good to me. I wrote the synopsis, but who cares, the trailer is awesome! Check it out.

http://www.unspooled.com/

MCO 2007

* entreprenerd: Along the lines of Bill Gates and the Google Guys, a technology geek who makes a fortune.

New Steven Entry

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And they'll be another tomorrow.

http://prisonsabitch.blogspot.com/

MCO 2007

Prison's A Bitch

Angels in the Dust

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A friend of mine, James Egan, produced this documentary, and I promised I would promote it. If you live in L.A., please go see it--knowing James, I'm quite certain it's wonderful. If you don't live in the area, keeps your eyes open for when it comes your way or on DVD.

About yesterday's post, I received an email indicating interest on the part of Children of Incarcerated Parents. If I don't say anything about it for a bit it means it has proceeded to an interview situation, and good sense tells me to say nothing about that process on one's blog. Jumping the gun that way burned a friend. Plus, employers--potential and current-- have a right, I think, to a certain expectation of privacy. It's why I've learned to share in a fairly general way about all sorts of situations in my life.

Today I've got to go into Highways, hence I need to make this short so I can take the dog for an early hike and get out there.

MCO 2007

The Other Victims

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For a long time I've felt there was a giant unseen epidemic in this country, that being the damage done to the families of the incarcerated, who are wholly innocent yet end up being punished along with the criminal.

These are the sons of my buddy Steven, who have been without their father except for visits, for a decade. When reading about their difficuties at home, and the burden of raising them that has fallen on Steven's parents, I came up with the idea of writing some books by and about kids in the same situation.

I figured I better check first that someone hadn't done the same thing, and I came up with this organization, The Center for the Children of Incarcerated Parents. http://e-ccip.org/index.html

It turns out they are located 20 miles away. I immediately emailed them about possible job or volunteer opportunities.

This blog entry represents one of about 18 I could have easily written on a variety of topics. We're talking very full plate, here, in mostly a good way.

I did take time to realize it is MY responsibility to set healthy boundaries, and to just say no. I must learn once and for all not to play God in the lives of others, to "save" them from the consequences of their decisions, even if it means they won't have money for gas or cigarettes.

I also got my orthotics, which are working very well so far, but that might be the shot he gave me in the heel. If the pain comes back, he'll send me in for an MRI to see if it's a stress fracture. Which I share mostly because the Doctor told me something very interesting. He says he has seen a huge increase in broken bones in his patients with long-term HIV.

MCO 2007

My Pick-Me-Up

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I took this photo of a bead of water on a big ass leaf yesterday in Echo Park, in the corner of the lake where the lily pads (or whatever they are) have taken over. It's my favorite part of the walk, as there is a lot of trash lurking in the water, held next to the water's edge by this little jungle. Trash in water is so ugly, so blatantly polluting, that pulling it out feels like my personal gift to the turtles and the ducks and the sea gulls.

In my little trash whispering hobby, I have definitely discovered the world's cheapest and most effective anti-depressant. This morning I was feeling blue because it was made incontrovertibly clear to me that someone close to me (in the real world, not the blogosphere) has been playing fast and loose with the truth. Luckily I know enough not to take it personally--this is about him, not me. Still, it's dismaying, to put it mildly.

So I did what I always do, pick up trash. And the best part of it was handing a bunch of empty cans to the homeless gay tweekers who I have come to pass fairly often. (They go right for the dumpsters, and usually miss what I pick up from curbs and bushes.) It's like giving them a quarter at a time, not much, but over a year, that comes to over $50 -- good for a few meals at least. And then I said "Good Morning" to one of the old Armenian men who watch me every day, and he said back: "Good Morning, Sir." Diid you hear that? Sir.

This afternoon I go to get my Orthotics for my poor, pained, plantar-faschitic foot that causes me much discomfort, particularly when I wake up. Still, if they work, I'll miss the limping a little bit.

I clearly crave attention of any kind. At least I know it. Do I get any points for that?

MCO 2007

New Steven Entry

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"Glass Half Full"

He's rather blue.

http://prisonsabitch.blogspot.com/

MCO 2007

It's all there

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Can you believe that no news outlets or crazed pilgrims have flooded me with phone calls and offers for interviews after my sighting of the Virgin Mary? You'd think they were thinking I was being sarcastic about the likely divinity of such an apparition. As Norm Crosby is fond of saying: "I resemble that remark!" (If the shadows don't really resemble V.M. very much.)

Actually, what that and these pictures are about is something less obvious but no less magical. They reflect my decision to see God in everything. I don't mean that literally, as in seeing the Virgin Mary is seeing God. I mean in taking what you find in front of you and being willing to see it as something more than what it appears to be--life as art, if you will. This is why I love so much the notes I find on the street that I share with you. When they evoke a situation, a moment of decision or indecision, of insult or affection, merely posting them creates theater--even if it occurs in mostly in your imagination.

Take these two photos. Because I pick up trash every day (limp notwithstanding--am I impatient for my orthotics) I know the likelihood is that this bottle and the needle were made use of last night. So immediately there is a sad tableau that comes to mind that evokes far more than a junkie and an alcoholic roaming the streets of Little Armenia on a Sunday night. What it also depicts are two people who have no place to even do their drugs and drink their booze but in the street. It says they probably don't have anyone worrying about when they'll be home, if they even have a home These two photos embody universal themes of loneliness and despair, even if you didn't know that until I told you. (See how much deeper you are than you thought?)

So where's God in all that? It's in your capacity to see the drama of the human condition just by a visual representation of some articles of refuse. It's in my sense of gratitude in how far I've come from and where I don't have to go anymore or in the future. It's in the moment we take to have compassion for people we will never know or see--even if they do litter.

Yes, addiction is alive and sick and living in Hollywood. But God is alive and well here too.

Now if she'll only hurry up and give me a hand with my foot. This hobbling is getting ridiculous.

MCO 2007

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So I go to the Church of Science of Mind this morning, for the first time, and that was great, but not my religious experience. Then I went to the $1 sale at Jet Rag, and though it was heaven to get a new Fall wardrobe for $5 (well, a touch up to the old), that was not my religious experience. My religious experience came from snapping this shot of the parking lot, and deciding to see in the shadow cast by the trees the silhouette of the Virgin Mary.

My spiritual experience of the day (apart from the day itself, which is glorious, but no less so than it was yesterday when it rained) was waking up to this article in The New York Times:

YANGON, Myanmar (AP) -- Riot police and barbed wire barricades blocked hundreds of monks and anti-government demonstrators from approaching the home of the detained democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi on Sunday, in a new show of force against a rising protest movement.

Led by Buddhist monks, some 20,000 people protested against the junta on Sunday and shouted their support for Suu Kyi, who made her first public appearance in four years on Saturday when a crowd of monks and sympathizers was permitted to pass her house.

On Sunday, a small crowd of about 400 -- about half of them monks -- split off from the main demonstration and tried to approach Suu Kyi's home again but abandoned the attempt after their path was blocked by riot police and barbed wire barricades.

The monks carried carried a large yellow banner that read: ''Love and kindness must win over everything.''

''Love and kindness must win over everything.''

Can you get any closer to an expression of God in the world than that?

MCO 2007

P.S Gotta hand it to the Buddhists. When's the last time you saw 20,000 priests marching against tyranny?

The Future is So Yesterday

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I went to see "The Jane Austen Book Club" last night, rather misled, in my opinion, by the favorable reviews in both the L.A. and New York Times. I thought it was misdirected and miscast, even if the way-too-attractive-for the-script actors were so affable that you actually found yourself rooting for their characters by the end. The best part of the movie was the opening sequence, in which all the foibles and pratfalls of modern life are montaged--credit cards that won't swipe, ticket machines that jam, cellphones that drop calls, treadmills that are impossible to program, etc. etc. etc. I felt that the director was trying to set up the conceit whereby we see how the characters might be attracted to the idea of Jane Austen book club if only for the pleasure of immersion in the simplicity of a world (at least for the English middle and upper classes portrayed by Austen) where the machinations of "society" eclipsed society's machines.

It's amazing how modern technology creates things that humanity has lasted eons without, but once we are used to, become indispensable. I mean, let's start at, say 1920. The radio is introduced. By 1940, very few homes are without it, nor can the younger generation imagine life without it. Circa 1950, TV is introduced, by 1960, almost every home has one. Around 1970, the answering machine is introduced, by 1980, almost no one is without one. 1985, it's the computer, 1995 the cell-phone. Remember the busy signal? I won't even get into the explosion of the internet, but doesn't it seem positively weird that we lived in a blog-free world up until about 7 years ago?

What is so fascinating is how progress within progress has taken on the same quality of essentialness. Remember when someone you know reported they had made the leap from 8 to 64 Megabytes? 64? How--we asked-- could anyone possibly need so much memory? Remember when it felt like the cutting edge to just get "on line," and you didn't question that you couldn't receive phone calls when you were? And now that the leap has occurred to broadband and wi-fi as the rule rather than the exception, when you're forced to slip back to an earlier, slower mode of surfing and communicating, it feels seriously intolerable.

When I switched computers recently, I suddenly found myself back at 256MB RAM (from 512). Me of the 20 open windows, who routinely switches from Outlook Express to Mozilla to Word to Photoshop all day long. Suddenly what I took unblinkingly for granted became a cherished memory. It was frigging TORTURE. So today I bit the bullet and though it was a financial hardship, upgraded by a Gigabyte-- a term not even known ten years ago. I am in heaven--it feels like I have running water again.

20 years ago, when I lived in New York, I used one computer in the NYU French Department where I worked. I wrote letters to students on WordPerfect, maintained their files on DBase III, and coming in on Saturdays, wrote my first screenplay on SpellBinder--all saved on floppy disks, and I mean FLOPPY. I closed down each program to open another. When I was home, I watched 4-8 channels on TV like most of us, (although I would date men for their HBO.) I did have a VCR to watch the occasional rented movie.

Boy, I had a lot of free time before the Internet. No wonder I spent so much time drinking in gay bars. What else was there to do?

MCO 2007

P.S. In the Austen movie, there is a subplot concerning the writings of an author named Ursula K. Leguin. Her name sounded familiar, and then I realized when I got home that she's one of the other poets I'm published next to at othervoicespoetry.org.

Poetry on line. Isn't that the perfect marriage of old form of art and brand new technology?

The Blame Game

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So last week I found an old poem I'd written and sent it to my friend Richard, a singer and composer, as the possible basis for a song. He sent it back with suggestions, and I produced this version and sent it back. Here's the funny part. When I didn't hear back from him I immediately assumed he didn't like it, and rather than call him, I waited until I ran into him this morning and found out that he'd never even received it. (Or if he did, somehow he didn't see it in his inbox)

Isn't it odd how willing we are to go for the interpretation of things that put us in the worst light?

The Blame Game

Blame it on him

Blame it on her

Blame the battle of the sexes

Blame it on the present

Blame it on the past

And you can always blame your exes

Blame it on drugs

Blame it on booze

Blame it on AA

Blame it on Mom

Blame it on Dad

Blame it being gay

As long as you agree

Not to blame it on me

We can go on like this all morning

The man in the mirror

Is either victim or victor

This finger is for pointing

Blame it on the left

Blame it on the right

Blame it on mediocrity

Blame it on Osama

Blame it on Obama

Blame it on theocracy

Blame it on the whites

Blame it on the blacks

And what about the Vietnamese?

Blame it on Paris

Blame it on Britney

Hey, let's blame it on celebrity!

As long as you agree

Not to blame it on me

We can go on like this all morning

The man in the mirror

Is either victim or victor

This finger is for pointing

Blame it on the system

Blame it on the man

Blame it on low self-esteem

Blame it on the father

Blame it on the son

Blame it on Dick Cheney

Blame it on your name

Blame it on this game

Blame it on fill-in the-blank

You got the idea

It's all about fear

You can take that one to the bank

MCO 2007

It Just Looks Like Love

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I had the most wonderful dream that I was making out with someone. Of course the twist, (there's always a twist in dreams) is that he was upside down--as in someone in bed lying left to right while you're lying right to left. So unfortunately I didn't get a real good look at him, so I can't be sure if I meet him for real that I'd recognize him (just in case the dream was some kind of way the Goddesses were throwing me a bone.) So if I meet you on the street and I crane my neck to get a look at you upside down, be flattered. It means I think you're cute enough that I'm hoping you're the guy in the dream. (But I'll only REALLY know if you're him if we kiss, because the kiss, that I remember.)

I did find this envelope while trashpicking, evidentally it encased some love note. ("For your eyes only!" is cut off from the top of the photo). Despite my thoughts of amour, I found it grating. This because of the line at the bottom: "sorry so sloppy!" I mean c'mon, she's gone out of her way to write his name with a calligraphic flourish, and then proceeds to fauxpologize for it being exactly what it's not. Can you use any more obvious a technique to draw attention to what you want complimented? It's like Jennifer Lopez saying she's sorry for the way she looks in her see-through Oscar gown.

I do not like disingenuousness, no I don't. Poor Victor. He'll probably marry her, and rue the day, even though he'll probably never be able to articulate what the hell irritates him about her so much.

MCO 2007

P.S. dis·in·gen·u·ous adj.

1. Not straightforward or candid; insincere or calculating: "an ambitious, disingenuous, philistine, and hypocritical operator, who ... exemplified ... the most disagreeable traits of his time" (David Cannadine).

2. Pretending to be unaware or unsophisticated; faux-naïf.

Re: General Prayforus

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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. -Oscar Wilde,

writer (1854-1900)

I would add:

Or because he is willing for others to die for it.

MCO 2007

N for Non-Violent

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I'm still lacking the computer memory for my Photoshop to function adequately, hence the poorly legible scan. What it is is a letter I found while trashpicking, from a prison inmate to his nephew. It bops along with the typical "what's up" blah blah blah and then turns almost chilling, less for its content than the casualness with which it is expressed. He writes (I keep the spelling errors for authenticity):

"I don't know how long I'll be in here. I go to commmitee in about 2-3 weeks and their gonna give me or send me back for another date, the guy I got into a fight with, it was pretty bad, they air-lifted him in a helocopter to a hospital. that's what I'm fighting know, but I got some action, I can't go into detail."

He sent the guy to the hospital, and writes about it like it's another day at the office. There is zero sense of remorse or regret. For most in prison, violence is always justified. It's easy enough when no one around you even questions its necessity.

Except when I was there, of course. Boy, did I argue about this with the boys in the dorm. The farthest I got was inducing a guilty stomachache in the white shotcaller, Jimmy, when I wouldn't talk to him for three days after he told me he used to discipline his girlfriend's kids by telling them if they didn't behave, he would beat up their Mom when she came home.

Quite coincidentally, while looking for an old piece I'd written on the blog, I came across an open letter I'd written to the LA County Sheriff about violence in the prison system. I thought since I have a whole lot more readers now than then, I'd re-post an excerpt. Can't hurt, might help. (I also realized I have a helluva case of blognesia. I had to go through a slew of old entries, and discovered all this really creative stuff I'd COMPLETELY forgotten writing. One poem I'm turning into a song, another visual might be a t-shirt.)

\\When inmates are first processed into the system, they are classified under any number of categories: by race, gang affiliation, sexual orientation, medical status, minimum, medium or maximum security risk. Often these distinctions define one’s experience in prison. But inmates are not given the option to assert their willingness to do what they’d most like to do: serve their time in peace without getting hurt or hurting anybody else.

Why not establish a new category: N, for “Non-Violent” and “Non-Affiliated.” Have all the inmates who so self-define sign a simple agreement that they agree not to resort to violence of any kind for any reason, period. All such inmates would be housed together. If they violate their agreement, they get to return to the general population. If they would rather be black, white, or latin first, and human second, so be it.

I’ve read articles that more and more ex-gang members are doing the previously unthinkable and serving their time in protective custody because they can no longer tolerate the “politics” and concomitant violence of the mainline. Sheriff Baca, the prisoners who wish to opt out of the system as it’s presently configured are there, a great many of them. Let the system provide them with a way to make a new and different choice, and reduce the violence that presently plagues the system. Start it in LA County, and perhaps set an example that the state will follow.

Freedom from violence may not be listed in the constitution, but what could be a more fundamental human right?\\

MCO 2007

Sam Harris

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My friend Sam Harris is so talented I could just scream. He's started a vlog that's really taken off, and this little ditty is hysterical.

MCO 2007

Blander Days

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A friend of mine has started blogging and asked me how you got some readers, so I thought I'd give him a head start by asking you guys to check it out.

http://cephas-blanderdays.blogspot.com/

MCO 2007

It's not you, it's me

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Really, I'm just having these busy mornings doing things that need to be done, and then I get home, and I write a song or a scene or have some crucial conversations, and suddenly it's 2 or 3 in the afternoon, and the poor dog is looking at me in the eyes with his tail wagging, and it's just time for a walkie and I realize that I haven't blogged yet.

And then I come back after picking up Lord knows how many bags o' trash and I collapse for the most luscious of naps, and when I wake up I answer emails, check blogs, shower, eat, watch French TV and write to my prisoners or go to the movies and suddenly it's 11:00 and I'm in bed trying to get some reading done.

So if I post my blog entry a little later than usual, it's nothing YOU'VE done.. I don't love you any less, I promise. But I do love the idea that perhaps, just perhaps, you sometimes check in at the same time every day and you are mildy thrown off when my ole dependable entry is not there yet. I know when some of my favorite bloggers change up their routine, it's like...mmhh...what is it like?

A pop contest. Supply an expression to embody the sentiment of a minor alteration in one's routine that makes one feel a bit off kilter... Complete this sentence: "It's like...."

MCO 2007

Doubt is a State of Grace

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I spent most of the morning counseling a friend about taking the Alanon approach to her unhappy marriage, which is basically just keeping your side of the street clean and not trying to clean his. It's interesting advising someone who is smart as a whip but doesn't specifically have the tools of recovery. They still have a great deal of difficulty making the conceptual leap that you can't bend reality to your will by doing A, B, C and D and then expecting E to happen.

You can do A, B, C and D, and then you have to sit back and see what God has to say about it all. Even if you're not sure you believe in God. You see, doubt is a state of grace (see today's entry: http://www.kickintina.blogspot.com/) Letting go of the expectation of a desired result is a sign of spiritual maturity, and it works every time. "I don't know" is a most excellent prayer.

Paddle, but let the canoe go in the direction of the river. It's so much less exhausting then struggling upstream. However, you need to be willing not to know what's around the bend before you get there, and just because you hit a few rapids, doesn't mean God has forsaken you. That's because God is the river.

MCO 2007

P.S. Othervoicespoetry.org titled my collection (taken from my poem "Dusk"): When Time Belongs to No One." Isn't that beautiful?

Other Voices Poetry

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My poetry is up.

I'm thrilled.

http://www.othervoicespoetry.org/vol28/olmsted/index.html

After you read mine, click around the site and enjoy everyone else's too!

MCO 2007

The Words to Say It

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Lordie, Lordie, this is the third day in a row where I've almost forgotten to blog. This is a good thing. It means that I'm busy applying the principles in life that I tend to talk about but not always do.

Basically, I'm trying to see God in EVERYTHING, and I'm finding myself living very much present to the present. My days are full, but less because of how much I have to do than with the way I'm doing it. I have honest and thorough conversations, laugh a lot, and concentrate on what needs concentration, including (hooray) a subitlting gig I will get back to as soon as I finish this entry.

I love words. I love language. It's such a beautiful, marvelous, sacred gift we humans have, to be able to shape sounds with our mouths that convey abstract concepts to others of our species. In fact, today I immediately came up with the answer to the Will Shortz weekly word quiz on NPR, and emailed it in. I thought it was very easy--how cool it will be if my entry is randomly chosen and I get to be on the show next week?

Two notes: I casually suggested to Carpenter Smith, who'd asked me questions about my writing, that I tell all over coffee or dinner. He responded: "Could we? I'd love that!" Could we? COULD WE? Like I haven't be almost stalking you for a year! (I'm kidding. I flirt with him every Saturday morning is all, but I did refer to his folks as my "future in-laws" so that just might have been interpreted as, er, a serious come on.) I have done way more than 50% of the wooing so far (like 99% of it), so I'm afraid he'll have to make that call. But even if he doesn't, that's okay. I'm so patient when it comes to romance these days. I trust what is supposed to happen with whom it's supposed to happen will happen when it happens, and I haven't the foggiest which of several ongoing flirtations I'm conducting will, if any, come to fruition. It's a lovely thing to be completely comfortable in the "I don't know." Plus it's still hard to imagine saying sweet things to anyone but Tony, and impossible to imagine telling him "I've met someone" -- even though this is absolutely understood to be eminently possible for either of us.

The second note was the I rented "Away From Her." Gorgeous film. Julie Christies is still ravaging after all these years, and damn, that girl can ACT!

MCO 2007

New Steven Entries

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Steven is really getting the blog thing down. His entries are getting shorter, and I've figured out how to scan them much more legibly. (An unexpected payoff from my Photoshop not working on the new computer--I found a better way to scan. My willingness to view any "problem," as an opportunity to find a different solution works amazingly well. "Brilliant," as the Brits say.)

If you haven't read Steven yet, or just checked in a few times, give him a new look. The most gratifying thing for me is to read how his attitude toward the whole idea of a blog completely changed after my regular sending of his comments. I used to have to be rather insistent: "Steven TRUST me. This is not about marketing your book, it's about feeling connected with the world in a way you haven't for a decade." I don't mind trumpeting how completely right I was on this one.

There are two new posts: "You Send Me" and "Love, Hollywood." Do comment, and do send him your own blog entries at will. [His address is on the blog.] I do it all the time. (You may feel self-conscious about this, but know that in prison, ANY mail is an automatic 4:00 lift. That's right, for the price of a stamp, you can make someone's day.)

http://prisonsabitch.blogspot.com/

MCO 2007

Running Behind

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Boy, when I deviate from my routine even a little bit, I'm in such a tizzy.

Anyway, after a marathon computer upgrade yesterday, I got up extra early today to speak at an AA meeting (it went very well), and then went out to breakfast, and then came home and went back to sleep, and then had a marathon 2-hour conversation in Hawaii with my nephew about the script, and now it's time to get the dog on his hike.

Some poetry of mine was accepted for this website. I'll let you know when it appears, but in the meanwhile, if you're a poetry lover, check it out. There's some really wonderful work on it.

http://www.othervoicespoetry.org/

MCO 2007

Ch-Ch-Ch-Change

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My computer has been telling me with increasing regularity that it is suffering from various degrees of technological arthritis, and if I know what's good for me, I will not wait to graduate to something new and improved. Luckily, my ex-roommate bought a new computer two years ago, then decided the only computer he used was the laptop in his salon, and prompted mothballed it--right here in my apartment.

So this afternoon, there will be a transition. Happily the old hard drive will go into the new computer so I can access all my old data and pictures. It'll be a trying and time-consuming procedure, but anything is worth not dealing with this morning's panic again, when the old girl (not me, the computer) kept shutting off by itself and making thoroughly wheezy sounds. And considering I was awaiting an email about a work possibility, it seriously panicked me. (The email has not come yet, but I am hopeful).

I got everything up and running again, but I've learned to pay attention to huge signs posted by the universe that say "CHANGE OR ELSE." Lord knows I ignored them before, like, say, when I was arrested the first time and didn't stop selling drugs. HELLLOOOOO!!!!

If I don't blog tomorrow, or don't respond to an email, it means I'm having difficulties with the transition. But let's stay optimistic.

Just Another Day

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So yesterday I finally made it to the foot doctor. I am not like some of you medicophobes. I love going to the doctor. The sicker the better. It makes me feel important, and I love the sympathy when I'm sick. And even if I'm not that sick, a visit makes me feel taken care of--if the doctor is a good one, that is. And honey, my docs practice in Beverly Hills--where docs the world over want to practice. La creme de la creme. AND they take Medicare. I am frigging lucky. Extreme-Makeover lucky!

Anyway Dr. Joseph happens to be one of the sweetest and affectionate docs in the world. He told me the exercises I saw on line would have little effect on my ligament pain, and that even if it was brought on by the hiking, it was probably fairly inevitable given it's largely a genetic inheritance from the shape of my arches and the structure of my skeleton. (And walking all those years in high heels--oops! Did I just say that?) He measured me for orthotics and gave me a tens kit for the pain (an electrical massage device for whatever ache ails you.) Ironically, the high-tech apparatus is covered by Medicare, but the low-tech foam insteps (that will be ready in 2 weeks) are not covered. They cost $400!

Luckily he tells me I can take as long as I need to to pay. I would have freaked out anyway, if right before going to the doc yesterday, I had not JUST switched my car insurance to GEICO, and not to sound just like the commercial, but guess how much I saved? Yes, $400 exactly!

Coincidence or Destiny? Who knows, but I also got a parking meter that read FAIL (ergo FREE,) so I choose to think that the good Lord was indeed givingeth as much as she was takingeth away.

MCO 2007

P.S. Bonus Points: This doctor was so cool that he actually made me believe he was completely sincere when he guessed my age as 38.

Identity

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This is a poem I wrote in prison, that I have been encouraged to submit to the "International Blog of Pozitivities," which is sort of a floating gallery/magazine of works of art on the topic of AIDS, hosted by different bloggers. This will explain better than I can: http://www.internationalcarnivalofpozitivities.blogspot.com/

Anyway, this is my submission for the edition after this current issue, which can be perused at:

http://www.hivhsnmindfulness.blogspot.com:80/2007/08/15th-edition-of-international-carnival.html

Thank you Rod at http://www.kickintina.blogspot.com for nudging me to submit something. (Just between you and me, I've taken quite a liking to Rod, even if I keep calling him Ron.)

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MCO 2007

Perception

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I came up with this definition of insanity: Looking at the world through a straw and thinking you're seeing life in Cinerama.

We all view the world through our own particular glasses--it's a function of being human. Addicts exacerbate their subjectivity but putting beer or drug goggles over the glasses, doubling and tripling the distortion, but even in sobriety the "ism' acts as a "prism." The straw may be bigger, but it's still a straw.

What's dangerous about this is the illusion that one's perception is not just a subjective view, but objective reality. A minor example: "This movie is bad" as opposed to "I disliked this movie." A more serious example: "There is no God" instead of "I don't believe in God." And the one that inspired this entry: "I am unlovable" instead of "I don't love myself" - a sentiment I see often raging in the heart of a good friend.

One of the most important processes in recovery is the one by which we learn to see that our perceptions are just that. Through working the steps, we recognize how our character defects misinform our points of view. We learn to isolate and recognize them, and if we aren't entirely successful as letting them go entirely, we are much more apt to factor them in--or out--of the equation. By seeing and owning and labeling our perceptions as such, we take the straw from our eyes and ask for God to adjust the prescription on our lenses on a daily basis.

Anyway, I'm flogging a metaphor to death here, I just wanted to say that just because you don't feel good about yourself doesn't mean you aren't worthy of all the love joy and abundance life has to offer. Feeling are not facts. Have your perceptions but own them as such. Do not confuse your subjective take on things with some sort of objective reality.

That's MY job. (wink, wink)

MCO 2007

Propaganda

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As part of my browse through history, I decided to take a look at how the Nazis found ways to argue that the reverses of war were actually just momentary speed bumps on the road to ultimate victory.

It's worth a read before we're inflicted with the Bush-Petraeus report this week.

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MCO 2007

P.S. 2 new entries at Steven's blog: http://prisonsabitch.blogspot.com/

Portraits in Time

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Then last night I happened to catch "The Picture of Dorian Gray," the 1945 version (although the only version I could find on IMDB). It wasn't great--too bad considering what perfect material Wilde provided. Hollywood, take note. It's definitely aching for a remake. Especially because a contemporary director wouldn't have to be discreet about how and where Dorian Gray indulges in the decadent behavior that distorts and ages his portrait. Wilde left it all to the reader's imagination--which turned out to be a fairly effective literary tool, given the fact that the Victorians were nasty little buggers underneath all that seeming propriety.

I decided to spend some time using my New York Times Select membership to read the American reporting of the trials of Oscar Wilde in 1895. Fascinating. I could spend all day browsing though history like that. In fact, sometimes I do.

Anyway, I took the above self-portrait up at the observatory, where I went for a hike with Gaza and a buddy this morning. We'll have to look back at it in a few years or two and see if it's getting older instead of me.

MCO 2007

Veils

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I TOLD you I was in the running for World's Silliest Uncle on vacation. My nephew loved this game!

Last night I rented "The Painted Veil" - starring Edward Norton and Naomi Watts, based on the novel by Somerset Maugham. I'm pretty sure it didn't do to well at the box office, and that's a shame. What a glorious movie! Bravo John Curran (director) and Ron Nyswaner (screenwriter) as well as everybody else in the cast and crew.

I like to think I'm the spirtual love child of Somerset Maugham and Oscar Wilde. Hell, maybe I am. Who knows how reincarnation really works, anyway? Whenever I don't know what to read, I go back to Maugham-I just finished "Ashenden" -- his stories of being a spy in World War I. Divine.

Ah, the life of a British colonial aristocrat around the turn of the century! The clothes, the affairs, the cocktails! Too bad Somerset was of a time where he could hardly write openly about homosexuality--although it's hinted at all over the place. There are a few too many husbands who don't seem to give a whit about their wives' infidelity, and in "The Three Fat Women of Antibes" --my very favorite--one of the unmarried female characters is named "Frank."

Note to self: Write a short story in the style of Maugham with an openly gay plot.

MCO 2007

P.S. So, ALL we have to do is convert to Islam. Thanks, Osama. NOW you tell us.

Gearing Up

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This is my brain, trying to map out the screenplay.

God, I hope I still have what it takes. And I'm not talking about talent--that's the least of my worries. It's the WORK required. I ain't no bright-eyed bushy-tailed young buck anymore, with a cocktail in one hand and a vial o' something in the other to get him through the night. I'm a lazy-assed aging hipster whose grown used to going for a walk, taking a nap, or turning on the TV at the drop of the first bead of sweat.

I'm having some serious talks with the man in the mirror. I hope he listens.

MCO 2007

Up and Down

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So yesterday I was so grateful for the break in the heat wave, and so bored by the same routes I usually take, that I plowed up a new path, all the way up to Griffith Park Observatory (instead of 3/4 of the way up), and all the way back down the other side of it. I took a bunch of pictures up top, including of the Hollywood sign, but none of them were very good from the cameraphone. The only one that I really dug was this coyote skull (I think), that made me feel like one of the Von Trapps if they were the Von Lopez's and had crossed every desert instead of climbed every mountain. (I caught the last part of Sound of Music Sunday night).

The hike ended up being twice as long as usual, even Gaza seemed to want to get home. And my foot was killing me--so I finally made an appointment to see the podiatrist. (I have a wicked case of Plantar Fascitis that has me limping alot. It generally feels better with walking, ironically, but that's probably making it worse in the long run.)

Of course I got home pooped and ready to nap. It was a while before I got to the script--realizing that I have been procrastinating on really seeing and getting and accepting what a complete top-to-bottom rewrite it needs. The brutal truth (spoken gently by my nephew, but absolutely accurate) is that it reads like a play and lacks narrative drive, among other things. On the other hand, in the battle of youth vs. experience, I've got a lot more depth as a writer and as a person now than I did when I wrote it at 33. The trick is going to be applying everything I know about screenwriting to my own work.

Easier said than done. I have to watch my tendency to walk over or around mountains when it's time to tunnel through them.

MCO 2007

Today, what bears remembering is this:

Negative behavior is an expression of pain.

Pain is an expression of hurt.

Hurt comes from the feeling of not being loved.

So, when dealing with hostility, vanity, meanness, judgement, fear--all manner of character defects-- try to remember you are basically seeing the effects of the absence of love.

Ergo, the best response to such things is always more love--expressed as patience, understanding, insight, compassion-- and sometimes even the obvious manifestations of affection and sex.

What doesn't work--though it seems to be our first instinct--is to fight fire with fire. Hostility with Hostility. Fear with Fear. The ultimate expression of that dynamic is violence.

I don't know whether this is all on my mind because of the anniversary of the death of Mother Teresa, or whether it's because trying to conciously apply these principles in my interactions has me feeling buzzy with joy. I'm sure I'll be my usual unenlightened ornery self soon enough, but when you're lucky enough to have one of those blessed mornings where the world's great philosophies seem eminently available, it's worth sharing.

Here's to Mother Teresa, Ghandhi, King, Jesus, St. Francis of Assisi, Bill Wilson and YOU.

MCO 2007

New Posting from Steven

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It's a very sweet entry called "Duckology"

http://prisonsabitch.blogspot.com/

MCO 2007

Trouble in Hollywood

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Rumor has it that all that money has turned Leona Helmsley's dog into a monster! I think this was him right in front of the building next door, and I could have sworn I heard him ask for a cigarette when I walked by with Gaza. Of course with that bad dye job, who could tell--probably doesn't want anyone to recognize him when he goes in to see the dealer next door. I wanted to tell him he was only calling undue attention to himself, but far be it from me to get between someone and his bottom.

I got a great email from my nephew on Friday telling me he loved the script I sent him, followed by four pages of notes. I sort of had not reread it too carefully before I sent to him, for fear that I would see so many flaws in it that I wouldn't send it all. Instead, what we have is a real decent first draft that we can shape into a killer indie movie that will make both of our names--mark my words. But I am taking deep breaths, knowing from past experience the immense amount of work that awaits. All writing is rewriting, you see, and no form requires more rewriting than film scripts.

It's quite a feeling to return to screenwriting in sobriety--and a decade after I left it behind. I have no illusions about the realities of filmmaking, at the same time I am working with my nephew, who has completed two documentaries and who is not going to dick me around like a studio would. If I get him a decent script, he will make this movie. So it really behooves me to makes this first, second, and third priority.

Which I confess I found hard to do this weekend, as the air-conditioningless ex-roommate took total refuge on my couch, in my one cool room (The heat as been ri-DIC-u-lous.) I couldn't bitch--he was very generous, filled the fridge, took me out to dinner and the movies. We saw "The Bourne Ultimatum." I have to say: kick-ass moviemaking in every sense of the word.

Now, to work.

MCO 2008

Larry Craig

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It's simply irresistible to make fun of the slew of Republican scandals in the bedroom--and bidet--department. But I couldn't quite come up with anything just funny and perfect enough--and now I don't have to, because Brian Unger did it for me. This guy is brilliant.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=14139160

At the same time, I think it's worth taking a minute to feel some compassion for the Larry Craigs and the Ted Haggards and the Mark Foleys. They are raised in a society that tells them their impulses are dirty and sinful. They are weak enough to believe and not question, or just plain too afraid of living without the approval of those who they have imbued with the moral authority to veto their own self-worth.

Every gay man I know who is at ease with his sexuality has at one point or another had to decide for himself to embrace a certain degree of non-conformity, to assert for himself that his own approval is more important that society's approval, or even (often) the approval of his own family. I celebrate being one of those men, but I hesitate to judge those you aren't. On a personal level, I feel sorry for them, even if I must condemn their political hypocrisy.

We self-affirming gay men are, unfortunately, only arguably a majority in the United States, and definitely a minority around the world. In developing countries, such reticence is completely understandable--bucking one's family, clan, or countrymen can be a matter of life or death. Here, for too many, the need to be a member of the white, Republican, Protestant ruling class seems to trump the values of being true to oneself, honest to one's family (and poor deceived wife) and the fundamental right to love according to the dictates of your God-given affectional orientation.

Because no one looks for connection in a toilet stall unless they they judge themselves for their fundamental attraction in a very harsh and ugly way.

And that is a tragedy.

MCO 2007

I am glad citizenship

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I found this on a block I rarely clean, except sometimes on Sundays just to mix things up a bit. It was one unholy mess--I guess I do it to occasionally be reminded of what my regular route would look like without my efforts. Anyway, luckily I did, because I heard the most godawful yelping coming from a house voted "most likely to harbor pornographers or drug dealers" by the Little Armenia Neigborhood Judgement Association. (Yes, I'm kidding) These folks erected a metal fence that was so high the cops or zoning board made them reduce its height, and I've seen the skankiest chics coming in and out at all hours. Anyway, their front "yard" is mostly cement, full of trash, as well as two sweet dogs that get very